☆carina☆ (immaturity) wrote in periodpants,
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Per Solum Lacuna (2:08:54 PM): hey why are you cleaning
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Auto Response from ElectrStrawberry (2:08:56 PM): Cleaning!!!
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Per Solum Lacuna (2:09:00 PM): ALL THE TIME
Per Solum Lacuna (2:09:20 PM): i clean once a month
Per Solum Lacuna (2:09:28 PM): aka stuff everything into my closet and close the doors
Per Solum Lacuna (2:09:41 PM): and distract mother so she does not open the doors
Per Solum Lacuna (2:10:16 PM): and then my aunt comes once a year
Per Solum Lacuna (2:10:22 PM): and storms past me
Per Solum Lacuna (2:10:27 PM): and opens the doors
Per Solum Lacuna (2:10:36 PM): and she is killed by all the stuff falling out
Per Solum Lacuna (2:10:41 PM): and then she comes back to life
Per Solum Lacuna (2:10:44 PM): and cleans up everything
Per Solum Lacuna (2:10:54 PM): arranges everything and puts everything into neat piles
Per Solum Lacuna (2:11:15 PM): and then when she mixes up the piles of what to give to the salvation army and what to keep
Per Solum Lacuna (2:11:22 PM): so i am left with too-small ugly clothes
Per Solum Lacuna (2:11:27 PM): and NO PAJAMAS
Per Solum Lacuna (2:11:51 PM): so i have to sleep in too-small ugly clothes
Per Solum Lacuna (2:11:55 PM): that fit me when i was 8
Per Solum Lacuna (2:12:01 PM): and they are all tank tops and stuff
Per Solum Lacuna (2:12:04 PM): in the middle of winter
Per Solum Lacuna (2:12:18 PM): while salvation army gets all my nice pajamas
Per Solum Lacuna (2:12:22 PM): and then i weep
Per Solum Lacuna (2:17:40 PM): because my tweety nightshirt was in there
Per Solum Lacuna (2:17:43 PM): both of them
Per Solum Lacuna (2:18:06 PM): and now i have a pair of matching slippers but NO TWEETY NIGHTSHIRT
Per Solum Lacuna (2:18:15 PM): and then i don't talk to my aunt for the rest of the time she's here
Per Solum Lacuna (2:20:09 PM): and my foot is asleep
Per Solum Lacuna (2:20:19 PM): and it has the sucking
Per Solum Lacuna (2:20:33 PM): and once in acting we were talking about when we was little
Per Solum Lacuna (2:20:39 PM): and how we sucked our thumbs
Per Solum Lacuna (2:20:56 PM): and my friend charlie was like "I DON'T SUCK MY THUMB I SUCK MY BIG TOE!"
Per Solum Lacuna (2:21:02 PM): and there was this dead silence
Per Solum Lacuna (2:21:06 PM): and then we moved away
Per Solum Lacuna (2:35:43 PM): oh sigh charlie
Per Solum Lacuna (2:35:53 PM): what do you have to clean?
Per Solum Lacuna (2:35:56 PM): is it like
Per Solum Lacuna (2:36:01 PM): scrubbing the floors like a slavegirl?
Per Solum Lacuna (2:40:22 PM): god still not back
Per Solum Lacuna (2:40:32 PM): i'm gonna pick out my funeral outfit for you soon
Per Solum Lacuna (3:02:15 PM): mmm i just had lunch
Per Solum Lacuna (3:02:18 PM): curry laksar
Per Solum Lacuna (3:02:23 PM): aka noodles in curry
Per Solum Lacuna (3:02:35 PM): and now my throat is burning
Per Solum Lacuna (3:02:38 PM): and my nose is running
Per Solum Lacuna (3:02:43 PM): and my eyes are tearing
Per Solum Lacuna (3:02:48 PM): because it was so spicy
Per Solum Lacuna (3:02:55 PM): mmmmm, it was so good
Per Solum Lacuna (3:33:33 PM): hey are you backz yetz
Per Solum Lacuna (3:33:36 PM): njhjdsjdsanf
Per Solum Lacuna (3:38:00 PM): you suck
Per Solum Lacuna (4:01:19 PM): dogdkjdf
Per Solum Lacuna (4:01:22 PM): dsf,djfk
Per Solum Lacuna (4:01:23 PM): dslkfjkdsnfkjsv
Per Solum Lacuna (4:01:24 PM): s,dlf

ElectrStrawberry returned at 4:07:37 PM.

ElectrStrawberry (4:07:44 PM): OMFG
Per Solum Lacuna (4:08:00 PM): what
ElectrStrawberry (4:08:28 PM): you are retarded
ElectrStrawberry (4:08:31 PM): and
ElectrStrawberry (4:08:33 PM): *saves*

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Per Solum Lacuna (4:26:38 PM): HEY YOU KNOW WHAT
Per Solum Lacuna (4:26:40 PM): I HAVE DECIDED
Per Solum Lacuna (4:26:42 PM): THAT
Per Solum Lacuna (4:26:48 PM): I AM GOING TO GET BEWBS
ElectrStrawberry (4:27:03 PM): adflkjlsfd
ElectrStrawberry (4:27:07 PM): WAIT WHAT?
ElectrStrawberry (4:27:22 PM): ARE YOU GOING TO GET A PENIS-ECTOMY?
Per Solum Lacuna (4:27:50 PM): NO
Per Solum Lacuna (4:27:52 PM): I JUST WANT
Per Solum Lacuna (4:27:53 PM): BEWBS
Per Solum Lacuna (4:28:01 PM): STOP HATIN'
ElectrStrawberry (4:28:02 PM): YOU WANT TO BE
ElectrStrawberry (4:28:03 PM): A
ElectrStrawberry (4:28:08 PM): HERMAPHRODITE?
Per Solum Lacuna (4:28:33 PM): I AM ALREADY ONE
Per Solum Lacuna (4:28:38 PM): MAYBE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE
Per Solum Lacuna (4:28:41 PM): BUT I AM FEMALE
Per Solum Lacuna (4:28:44 PM): WITH A PEEN
ElectrStrawberry (4:28:45 PM): OHS
ElectrStrawberry (4:28:47 PM): I FORGOT

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Per Solum Lacuna (5:32:54 PM): asfaksdfjd lauren?
Per Solum Lacuna (5:34:55 PM): lauuuureennn
Per Solum Lacuna (5:35:00 PM): i think i'm pregnant
Per Solum Lacuna (5:35:03 PM): like
Per Solum Lacuna (5:35:12 PM): mpreg pregnant
Per Solum Lacuna (5:35:13 PM): because
Per Solum Lacuna (5:35:21 PM): i keep on getting these cravings
Per Solum Lacuna (5:35:26 PM): for chocolate
Per Solum Lacuna (5:35:30 PM): and i'm getting fat
Per Solum Lacuna (5:35:38 PM): though that might be due to the chocolate
ElectrStrawberry (5:38:01 PM): wtfsl;ks;df
ElectrStrawberry (5:38:04 PM): *saves*
Per Solum Lacuna (5:38:16 PM): OMFG CHUT UP >:O
Per Solum Lacuna (5:38:36 PM): i seriously think i am
Per Solum Lacuna (5:38:40 PM): i am like the virgin mary
Per Solum Lacuna (5:38:43 PM): or
Per Solum Lacuna (5:38:47 PM): the virgin mario
ElectrStrawberry (5:38:50 PM): omfg second coming of christ
Per Solum Lacuna (5:39:01 PM): yeah
Per Solum Lacuna (5:39:11 PM): the virgin mario and his wife, josie
ElectrStrawberry (5:39:15 PM): sgfdfgl
Per Solum Lacuna (5:39:45 PM): and we'll call the baby mandy
Per Solum Lacuna (5:39:48 PM): because
Per Solum Lacuna (5:39:52 PM): she comes back to life
Per Solum Lacuna (5:39:54 PM): after she dies
ElectrStrawberry (5:40:06 PM): swkjdfsfdlk
ElectrStrawberry (5:40:07 PM): dsafkljdsfkjlv
ElectrStrawberry (5:40:07 PM): fdsldsf
ElectrStrawberry (5:40:08 PM): skl
ElectrStrawberry (5:40:14 PM): we could go on Oprah
Per Solum Lacuna (5:40:20 PM): OMFG YES
Per Solum Lacuna (5:40:36 PM): and judge judy
Per Solum Lacuna (5:40:38 PM): just because

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Per Solum Lacuna (8:03:58 PM): who is winning?
Per Solum Lacuna (8:04:00 PM): not that i know the teams
Per Solum Lacuna (8:04:02 PM): nor care
Per Solum Lacuna (8:04:07 PM): but it's a good icebreaker
ElectrStrawberry (8:04:08 PM): skdlgjklfg
ElectrStrawberry (8:04:10 PM): sok;gs
Per Solum Lacuna (8:04:21 PM): until people find out i really don't know crap about football
Per Solum Lacuna (8:04:23 PM): nor care
ElectrStrawberry (8:04:39 PM): Steelers
ElectrStrawberry (8:04:44 PM): because the refs are STUPID
Per Solum Lacuna (8:04:49 PM): are they from steele, indiana?
Per Solum Lacuna (8:04:57 PM): a town i just made up right now
ElectrStrawberry (8:05:03 PM): and also the Seahawks didn't know what the FUCK they were doing at the end of the last half
ElectrStrawberry (8:05:08 PM): Pittsburgh
Per Solum Lacuna (8:05:21 PM): are THEY from seahawk, new york?
Per Solum Lacuna (8:05:34 PM): and pittsburg! queer as folk happens in pittsburg
ElectrStrawberry (8:06:06 PM): Seattle
Per Solum Lacuna (8:06:12 PM): wtf i don't get teams
Per Solum Lacuna (8:06:19 PM): why arent they
Per Solum Lacuna (8:06:23 PM): the seattlers?
Per Solum Lacuna (8:06:28 PM): or the pittsburgers?
Per Solum Lacuna (8:06:35 PM): besides the fact that those sound stupid
Per Solum Lacuna (8:06:39 PM): at least they're ACCURATE
ElectrStrawberry (8:07:18 PM): because that would be GAY
ElectrStrawberry (8:07:19 PM): p,fgdflkjgldfg
ElectrStrawberry (8:07:25 PM): the rollingstones are SO OLD
Per Solum Lacuna (8:07:32 PM): I KNOWZ
Per Solum Lacuna (8:07:36 PM): MUM JUST SAID
Per Solum Lacuna (8:08:02 PM): (because she is watching the superbowl and will soon be excommunicated)
Per Solum Lacuna (8:08:10 PM): "god, look at that old monkey"
ElectrStrawberry (8:08:14 PM): aefkjlhdsflk;jsdgLKdsG
ElectrStrawberry (8:08:15 PM): KLJFSA
ElectrStrawberry (8:08:17 PM): I LOVE YOUR MOM
Per Solum Lacuna (8:08:21 PM): lmfao
Per Solum Lacuna (8:09:09 PM): "i wouldn't marry him is he asked me... and the likelyhood of that is very high"
Per Solum Lacuna (8:09:27 PM): "god, he's prancing about the stage... over sixty years old..."
ElectrStrawberry (8:09:39 PM): jkasdas
ElectrStrawberry (8:09:42 PM): aADjkl
ElectrStrawberry (8:09:43 PM): XDDDD
Per Solum Lacuna (8:09:50 PM): i swear to god
Per Solum Lacuna (8:09:55 PM): i'm going to excommunicate her
ElectrStrawberry (8:10:02 PM): hahahahaakjsds;df
Per Solum Lacuna (8:10:36 PM): she is watching
Per Solum Lacuna (8:10:39 PM): the SUPERBOWL
Per Solum Lacuna (8:10:47 PM): that is The Ultimate Blasphemy
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:04 PM): o,fdkjgfdg
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:05 PM): OMFG
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:08 PM): WHATEVERS
Per Solum Lacuna (8:11:14 PM): chut up it is
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:16 PM): SORRY IF I LIKE TO WATCH
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:18 PM): BECAUSE
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:25 PM): THERE ARE VERY
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:26 PM): TIGHT
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:27 PM): ASSES
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:32 PM): INCASED
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:33 PM): IN
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:34 PM): TIGHT
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:36 PM): SPANDEX
Per Solum Lacuna (8:11:48 PM): "i like to watch the superbowl because i'm a hobag!"
Per Solum Lacuna (8:11:57 PM): great excuse
ElectrStrawberry (8:11:57 PM): Pretty much
Per Solum Lacuna (8:12:35 PM): wtfksfha
Per Solum Lacuna (8:14:30 PM): omfg i can hear the music
Per Solum Lacuna (8:14:36 PM): and it's
Per Solum Lacuna (8:14:38 PM): so bad
Per Solum Lacuna (8:14:41 PM): i might atcually
Per Solum Lacuna (8:14:42 PM): die
Per Solum Lacuna (8:14:51 PM): like
Per Solum Lacuna (8:14:59 PM): i actually am surprised people aren't just dying
Per Solum Lacuna (8:15:01 PM): right now
ElectrStrawberry (8:15:06 PM): HASHKDKASD
ElectrStrawberry (8:15:08 PM): that's so sad
ElectrStrawberry (8:15:09 PM): XD
Per Solum Lacuna (8:16:24 PM): "and his voice has deteriorated. he sounds like a froggy."
Per Solum Lacuna (8:16:55 PM): SHE. SAID. FROGGY. hearing an azn say froggy is funny. like, really funny.
ElectrStrawberry (8:16:59 PM): KJDSA;FKGASG
Per Solum Lacuna (8:18:03 PM): whut
Per Solum Lacuna (8:18:09 PM): stop making fun of mez
ElectrStrawberry (8:18:16 PM): I am not
ElectrStrawberry (8:18:16 PM): KALSJ
ElectrStrawberry (8:18:21 PM): ALSO NEED TO WATCH OTHER VIDEO!
ElectrStrawberry (8:18:23 PM): OKAYS HOLD ON!
ElectrStrawberry (8:18:24 PM):
Per Solum Lacuna (8:18:37 PM): GOOD
Per Solum Lacuna (8:18:51 PM): "i think he's on viagra, he really has the energy"
Per Solum Lacuna (8:18:54 PM): wtf mum is so hajhkdsa
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:12 PM): ASD< FMA>FADSasD
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:13 PM): dsalkfdsa
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:13 PM): sdakasd
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:16 PM): THATS RIGHT BITCH
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:18 PM): HAHAHAklasf
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:19 PM): ASDKM
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:21 PM): LET
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:22 PM): MET
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:24 PM): *ME
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:25 PM): MARRY
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:26 PM): YOU
Per Solum Lacuna (8:21:29 PM): LMFAO
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:51 PM): DUDE
Per Solum Lacuna (8:21:52 PM): OKAYZ
ElectrStrawberry (8:21:53 PM): HAHASJFKHDJSADF
Per Solum Lacuna (8:21:56 PM): WHAT
ElectrStrawberry (8:22:07 PM): I LOVE YOU
Per Solum Lacuna (8:22:16 PM): LMFAO ILY TOO
ElectrStrawberry (8:22:32 PM): YAY!!!

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Per Solum Lacuna (8:28:23 PM): i'll be back in like 5 minutes
Per Solum Lacuna (8:28:27 PM): or 10 if i'm slow
Per Solum Lacuna (8:28:32 PM): and have to heat up the food
Per Solum Lacuna (8:28:38 PM): god i'm such a fucking slave around here
ElectrStrawberry (8:28:46 PM): jasfdkjdf
ElectrStrawberry (8:28:47 PM): dsajg
ElectrStrawberry (8:28:49 PM): ILY
ElectrStrawberry (8:28:50 PM): SO
ElectrStrawberry (8:28:51 PM): MUCH
ElectrStrawberry (8:28:53 PM): NOW GO
Per Solum Lacuna (8:28:54 PM): K
Per Solum Lacuna (8:31:35 PM): god
Per Solum Lacuna (8:31:40 PM): i have to heat up my food
ElectrStrawberry (8:31:43 PM): ahsdlhsad
Per Solum Lacuna (8:31:45 PM): and put it on a plate
ElectrStrawberry (8:31:48 PM): SUCH TORTURE
Per Solum Lacuna (8:31:52 PM): and for the next 2 minutes i'm free
Per Solum Lacuna (8:32:21 PM): i feel like shouting "DO I FUCKING LOOK LIKE YOUR FOODGIRL, MOTHER?"
Per Solum Lacuna (8:32:27 PM): it's not my fault she already ate
Per Solum Lacuna (8:32:34 PM): i'm her KID
Per Solum Lacuna (8:32:39 PM): she's my MUM
Per Solum Lacuna (8:32:52 PM): she's supposed to TAKE CARE OF THIS KIND OF THING
Per Solum Lacuna (8:33:13 PM): jesus fucking christ
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:19 PM): zdklfjlkdsfsdf
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:20 PM): ajfdljksdf
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:21 PM): fdsdf
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:22 PM): dsfkldfs
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:23 PM): ksldsdf
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:26 PM): AHAHAHAHAHHAHA
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:28 PM): HAFDKHJSDF
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:29 PM): DFK
Per Solum Lacuna (8:33:30 PM): WHAT
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:30 PM): dddddl;dsf
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:31 PM): WHAT
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:33 PM): ARE YOU?
Per Solum Lacuna (8:33:33 PM): I AM
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:34 PM): FIVE?
Per Solum Lacuna (8:33:36 PM): TOTALLY SERIOUS
ElectrStrawberry (8:33:38 PM): HAHAHHFKLJDSFl;dfs
Per Solum Lacuna (8:33:52 PM): TOTALLY
Per Solum Lacuna (8:33:53 PM): SERIOUS
Per Solum Lacuna (8:33:58 PM): kinda
Per Solum Lacuna (8:34:01 PM): but WTFU
Per Solum Lacuna (8:34:03 PM): STFU*
Per Solum Lacuna (8:34:09 PM): YEAH WORK THE FUCK UP
Per Solum Lacuna (8:34:11 PM): whatever
Per Solum Lacuna (8:34:14 PM): stfu
Per Solum Lacuna (8:34:34 PM): i have igrofrophobia
Per Solum Lacuna (8:34:39 PM): fear of microwaves
Per Solum Lacuna (8:34:51 PM): it's a rare disease
Per Solum Lacuna (8:34:56 PM): which i just made up
Per Solum Lacuna (8:34:57 PM): right now
Per Solum Lacuna (8:35:06 PM): and now i got to get my FUCKING FOOD
Per Solum Lacuna (8:35:10 PM): which i had to HEAT UP
Per Solum Lacuna (8:35:11 PM): wtf
Per Solum Lacuna (8:35:21 PM): it's like living in a poorhouse
ElectrStrawberry (8:35:35 PM): jkbsadlksad
ElectrStrawberry (8:35:36 PM): asdkjas
ElectrStrawberry (8:35:37 PM): sadjds
ElectrStrawberry (8:35:38 PM): sadkjsda
ElectrStrawberry (8:35:39 PM): YES
ElectrStrawberry (8:35:45 PM): YOU ARE SO TORTURED
ElectrStrawberry (8:35:47 PM): BECAUSE
ElectrStrawberry (8:35:55 PM): YOU HAVE TO HEAT UP YOUR FOOD
ElectrStrawberry (8:35:59 PM): THEY SHOUDLLKDSGKGS;l
ElectrStrawberry (8:36:00 PM): s;agofg
ElectrStrawberry (8:36:01 PM): afljfd
ElectrStrawberry (8:36:04 PM): SOSKKJD;fdg
Per Solum Lacuna (8:50:16 PM): i'm done with heating up and eating my food
Per Solum Lacuna (8:50:21 PM): i feel mentally tougher
Per Solum Lacuna (8:50:26 PM): like...
Per Solum Lacuna (8:50:32 PM): i've gone through real shit now
Per Solum Lacuna (8:53:04 PM): ot
Per Solum Lacuna (8:53:20 PM): it's kind of like the equivalent of getting shot 9 times
Per Solum Lacuna (8:53:27 PM): like 50 cent
ElectrStrawberry (8:53:30 PM): why?
Per Solum Lacuna (8:53:34 PM): because
Per Solum Lacuna (8:53:47 PM): it's like.... heating up food.... getting shot....
ElectrStrawberry (8:53:59 PM): skfdljgldf;g
Per Solum Lacuna (8:54:01 PM): god are you blind? do you not see how hardcore they both are?
Per Solum Lacuna (8:54:25 PM): i can become a famous emo wrapper-- i mean, rapper, now
Per Solum Lacuna (8:54:37 PM): and talk about all my bitches and hos
Per Solum Lacuna (8:57:30 PM): and get mah bling bling
ElectrStrawberry (8:57:52 PM): wtf
ElectrStrawberry (8:57:55 PM): *saves*
ElectrStrawberry (8:57:58 PM): *again*
Per Solum Lacuna (8:58:01 PM): wtf
Per Solum Lacuna (8:59:58 PM): stop being such a hobag
Per Solum Lacuna (9:00:09 PM): if you're so WTFish
ElectrStrawberry (9:00:09 PM): omfg
ElectrStrawberry (9:00:12 PM): whatever
Per Solum Lacuna (9:00:13 PM): maybe i'll just stop talking
ElectrStrawberry (9:00:16 PM): OMFG
ElectrStrawberry (9:00:16 PM): DONT EVEN

The moral of this conversation is: I pwn. LAUREN IS THE ONE WHO SUCKS MAJOR MASSIVE PEEN0R.
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