Blaise Zabini (mymomishotter) wrote in periodpants,
Blaise Zabini
mymomishotter
periodpants

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A POST OMFG



firespellbinder: I uploaded 'Rainbow in the Dark' incase anyone wants it xDD I spread the dorkness that is Dio
ElectrStrawberry: I AM DLING IT NOW
ElectrStrawberry: THANKS
firespellbinder: fijkosrfsekiorjfseio <3333
ElectrStrawberry: HAHAHAHA YOU KNOW WHAT?
ElectrStrawberry: I KEEP LAUGHING BECAUSE
ElectrStrawberry: BLAISE TOOK RON'S BOY VIRGINITY
ElectrStrawberry: YAY
firespellbinder: xDDDD
firespellbinder: GO BLAISE
ElectrStrawberry: FOR REALS
ElectrStrawberry: Blaise = his first and last boy AWWWWWW GJ BLAISE
firespellbinder: fijeo;ilfkjiolkjfilke SO CUTE
ElectrStrawberry: YAY HE POPPED HIS GAY CHERRY
ElectrStrawberry: le sigh
firespellbinder: OMG
firespellbinder: ilusm
ElectrStrawberry: yayyyy
ElectrStrawberry: AHHH MY BRAIN IS A PORN FIEND
firespellbinder: YAY THE BEST PLACE FOR IT TO BE
ElectrStrawberry: Blaise just propositioned Seamus in the library
firespellbinder: ;DDD
ElectrStrawberry: by crawling over the table and sitting in his lap
ElectrStrawberry: le sigh
ElectrStrawberry: the librarian yelled at him and gave him detention
firespellbinder: xDbkiljgleiskjfie
ElectrStrawberry: Ron's all "Why do you have detention?" and Blaise is all "....Sigh. For doing innappropriate things in the library." and Ron is all "Bzuh?"
firespellbinder: omg
ElectrStrawberry: And Seamus is all "EGADS WANK OFF IN THE SHOWER TIMEEEEE"
firespellbinder: YAH
ElectrStrawberry: And Ron's all "Bzuhhhhhh?" and Blaise is all "Yah let's have sex" and Ron is all "K" and Seamus is all "*wanks in shower*"
ElectrStrawberry: good story
firespellbinder: OMG xDDDDD
ElectrStrawberry: it's pretty awesome
firespellbinder: best ever
ElectrStrawberry: Blaise is pretty much a giant slut the end
firespellbinder: everybody lurves the slut of hogwarts
ElectrStrawberry: fo reals
ElectrStrawberry: if I see
ElectrStrawberry: one more
ElectrStrawberry: fucking thing
ElectrStrawberry: about PoT
ElectrStrawberry: I will shoot
ElectrStrawberry: my computer
ElectrStrawberry: THE END
firespellbinder: lkjhgt56jhuhui

Auto response from ElectrStrawberry: Dear self: call pharmacy before you run out of precious medicines

OH GOD I'M DYING

ElectrStrawberry: Bleach = 23874034p0593804095830495 times better
ElectrStrawberry: ...there is a p in there
ElectrStrawberry: p = .....
ElectrStrawberry: PHANTASTIC
firespellbinder: penis
ElectrStrawberry: *WINS*
ElectrStrawberry: OKAY PENIS TOO
firespellbinder: hehe
firespellbinder: cause thats always in my head @@ whatever
ElectrStrawberry: OMFG ME TOO
ElectrStrawberry: YAY
firespellbinder: UM LIKE SETH PENIS??
ElectrStrawberry: UM YAH
firespellbinder: hehehe
ElectrStrawberry: IM LOOKING AT BRAS TO MAKE MAH BEWBS LOOKS FANCY FOR SETH LOLS
firespellbinder: xDD
firespellbinder: did you listen to that song? hahhaha
ElectrStrawberry: I know what it sounds like lol just it's too late and I don't want to wake up the parents GAWD
firespellbinder: hahah psssssh
ElectrStrawberry: THIS ONE WILL GIVE ME "EXTREME CLEAVAGE" DO YOU THINK SETH WOULD LIKE THAT ONE???
ElectrStrawberry: Also front-close for easy access HUBBA HUBBA
firespellbinder: YES
ElectrStrawberry: LOLZ
firespellbinder: He'll be like "OOOZ BUBZ R MINE"
firespellbinder: and maul you
ElectrStrawberry: I'LL BE ALL "O YAH BABEE TAKE IT OFF YAYS"
firespellbinder: and he's like "K"
firespellbinder: and like strips in a very whiteboy fashion
ElectrStrawberry: http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Bras&product%5Fid=52404

OH JESUS
firespellbinder: but you dont care cause he's SETH
ElectrStrawberry: FO REALS
firespellbinder: xD
firespellbinder: WHATS HIS FAVORITE COLOR?
ElectrStrawberry: They even warm to your own body temperature! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
firespellbinder: lolz
ElectrStrawberry: UMMM RED LIKE HIS HAIR?
ElectrStrawberry: :OFDSDf
firespellbinder: xDD
ElectrStrawberry: MAHBE HE LIKEZ BOWS
firespellbinder: IF HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED IN NON-PENIS THEN YAH I THINK HE WOULD
ElectrStrawberry: LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
ElectrStrawberry: HEY SETH, DO YOU LIKE MAH FANCY BRA AND THONG SET?????
firespellbinder: omg

Auto response from ElectrStrawberry: Dear self: call pharmacy before you run out of precious medicines

OH GOD I'M DYING

firespellbinder: HE BE LIKE "LOOKS BETTER ON MAH FLOOR BABI"
ElectrStrawberry: AND I'LL BE ALL "LOLZ WINK"
firespellbinder: xDDD
ElectrStrawberry: and then I'd be all "OH LOOK MAH OTHER BF HAYDEN IS HERE YOU DON'T MIND IF HE JOINS? LOOK I HAVE TWO BEWBS, ONE FOR EACH OF YOU. "
firespellbinder: O
firespellbinder: M
firespellbinder: G
firespellbinder: xDDDDkjtoieruioerjue
ElectrStrawberry: *WINS THE INTERNETS*
firespellbinder: Mmmmm...Hayden boysex
ElectrStrawberry: Yah I'd totally be all "HAY YOU GUYS, NOT COOL. PAY ATTENTION TO MY BEWBS. THX"
firespellbinder: fjusiojf;iosekjrfiosek xDD
ElectrStrawberry: and they'd be all "BUT!!!!" and I'd be all "FINE GOD I BETTER GET SOME PENIS ACTION TOO GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"
firespellbinder: HAHAHAHAH OMG
firespellbinder: and they're like "...fjoierjuieorokay."*plays with eachothers penises*
ElectrStrawberry: And I'd be all "MAH VAGINA IS LONELY NOW GOD >("
firespellbinder: and Seth is like "AWW POOR GIRLFRIEND OKAYS GONNA PLAY WITH YOU NOW" *PLAYS* and Hayden goes "HUM MY PENIS IS BORED I'LL GO AND DO NAUGHTY THINGS TO SETHS BACKSIDE"
firespellbinder: or something
firespellbinder: xDD
ElectrStrawberry: I'd be all "DAMN STRAIGHT GAWD" >(
firespellbinder: sdkjfsodijfi xD
ElectrStrawberry: THE END
ElectrStrawberry: god we are awesome storytellers
ElectrStrawberry: I am saving this
firespellbinder: hahaha sweet
firespellbinder: we should like, get an award for it
ElectrStrawberry: god seriously
ElectrStrawberry: IM SRSLY REREADING THAT LIKE FOR THE 4389759435 TIME
firespellbinder: xDDD
firespellbinder: BUT I AM TAKING HAYDEN BACK BECAUSE THAT BOY IS MAH SECKS SLAVE
ElectrStrawberry: GAWD FINE
firespellbinder: BUT I CAN RENT HIM OUT XD

Auto response from ElectrStrawberry: Dear self: call pharmacy before you run out of precious medicines

OH GOD I'M DYING

ElectrStrawberry: OH SWEET
ElectrStrawberry: WITH ALL THE MONEY THAT I MAKE FROM MAH BAND, I SHOULD BE ABLE TO AFFORD HIM
ElectrStrawberry: DO I GET A SPECIAL DISCOUNT?
firespellbinder: TOTALLY
ElectrStrawberry: YESSSSSS
ElectrStrawberry: WHAT LIKE...4 DOLLAR?
firespellbinder: AND DONT WORRY, HE LIKES IT
firespellbinder: PSSSH 34, HE'S HIGH CLASS
ElectrStrawberry: GAWD FINE
firespellbinder: ;DD
ElectrStrawberry: I THINK I CAN MAKE 34 DOLLAR. MAYBE.
ElectrStrawberry: WILL PROBABLY TAKE 4 MONTHS
ElectrStrawberry: LE SIGH
firespellbinder: HES SO WORTH IT
ElectrStrawberry: YAH I GUESS
firespellbinder: ...SETH SAYS SO BTW
ElectrStrawberry: GAWD
ElectrStrawberry: WHY DOES MY BF HAVE TO BE SUCH A HO
firespellbinder: YOU LOVE IT
ElectrStrawberry: YAH STILL
firespellbinder: fskjsdhukfhsdujhfsuieue
ElectrStrawberry: HE MIGHT GET LIKE HERPES OR SOMETHING
firespellbinder: I KEEP MY SLAVE CLEAN
ElectrStrawberry: LET'S HOPE SO
ElectrStrawberry: >(
firespellbinder: THIS CALLS FOR A CAVATY SEARCH FOR ONE HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN
ElectrStrawberry: IF MAH BF GETS REPTILIAN WARTS OR WHATEVS FROM YOUR HO, I"M GONNA SUE YOU FOR 4397598345 DOLLAR.
firespellbinder: K FINE GAWD PICKY PICKY
ElectrStrawberry: I DON'T WANT BUMPS IN ODD PLACES THX
firespellbinder: HE IS BUMPLESS SINCE HE'S CANADIAN HE DOES NOT HAVE THE HERPIES LIKE AMERICAN MEN DO
ElectrStrawberry: WHATEEVVVVVVVV
firespellbinder: OR THE CLAP
ElectrStrawberry: >(
ElectrStrawberry: OR EBOLA
firespellbinder: YAH
ElectrStrawberry: OHHH SNAP
ElectrStrawberry: GAWD
ElectrStrawberry: FINE
ElectrStrawberry: >(
ElectrStrawberry: K I GOTTA GO TO BED WITH MY STD-LESS BF NOW
firespellbinder: xDDD
ElectrStrawberry: HAVE FUN CLEANING HAYDEN'S CROTCH OF SCABIES
firespellbinder: HE TOTALLY DOES NOT HAVE THE SCABIES I CHECK OFTEN
firespellbinder: VERY OFTEN
ElectrStrawberry: WHATEV
ElectrStrawberry: NIGHT!!!!!!!!!
firespellbinder: NIGHT!

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